Thursday, December 16, 2010

Hooking Up Time Warner Modem

Amore eterno


-Mum ...
-Tell me, Miche.
-By large I decided to take 990 raccoons and a chihuahua
...
Oh, when I lived alone, right?!
-
But noooooooooo. When will live with a woman.
-Ahhhhh, okay. If so you can get anything you want.
-E always I'll keep a raccoon in his arms, while the chihuahua I will walk.
-Well ...
-Mom, guess what you call the woman he married. R. ..
-Mhhh, it's hard! Do not think Rosa, by any chance?! (The teacher who has decided to marry ... see here )
Yes! Did you know?! If, however, before I grow and reach the right age to marry is dead I married someone else.
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Eternal Love ... * _ *

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Whatdoes A Period Look Like

Il dentino e il topolino


-Mom, look! I dance a front tooth!
-But what you're growing up, Miche ... that emotion ... when you reach the falls mouse then
Yes ... you know (who knows ndt) How much money leads me!
...
the usual greedy ...
-Mom, but because I do not swing the tooth?
-Lorenzo you do not have 4 more years! Be patient at the right time will fall to you
teeth (and say that when the time comes will cry because the teeth have fallen ...)
I see thoughtful and a little sullen, but I leave it quiet. Usually when you act like this is reflecting.
-Mom, but if I throw a punch and I'll take a strong blow falls on the tooth right?
...
...
NO-SHOW!

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Alpha Jet Aircraft Spare Parts

Avidità



Oggi Miche e Lorenzo sono stati a casa dei nonni.
-Mamma lo sai che è venuta anche la zia Mariangela?
-No, non lo sapevo Lorenzo
-E suo papà voleva rubarmi l'anello con la mosca
-Ma non è suo papà, Lorenzo! E' Enzo! E poi non voleva rubartelo, io ho detto che se non gli davi un bacino dovevi dargli 100 dollari
-Caspita 100 dollari?! Intervengo io prima che si mettano a litigare
-Eh, mamma, lo sai che Miche pensa solo ai dollari!
...
...
Da chi avrà preso?!

Monday, December 6, 2010

When Your Cervix Is Hard And High

C'è ma non si vede :)

few days ago I ran out of diapers: drama! I'm running straight to the supermarket aisle where you find my usual diapers, Huggies's : Finished!

I am having a moment at the mercy of the needs of Edward. Moments of despair ... I start to look around for an alternative, to tell the truth unconvinced. When Lorenzo was a little child the only diaper that did not become as red as a lobster were exactly like this, with Edward I have not tried other brands, just not finding myself in the same situation, but this time ...

Miche has boldly declared that some time ago he wants to change diapers for Edward if we buy the ones with the cartoons (on Huggies there are always the characters of Disney), but for now is limited to gaze without intervening in an active ... cunning.

Finally I see a pallet that are running low and I recognize the writing Huggies but in a package which I think is new. There is written on Natural Fit , the name inspires me, I know a lot of hypoallergenic, comfortable etc.. He grabs a pack and run home to change their entire bloated now that Edward was disappearing in the diaper. In the package of diapers I find quite thin. Good heavens! I'll take the diapers wrong?!

washed, cleaned, changed lo piazzo sul suo seggiolino, tutto sgambettante sperando che il pannolino regga e vedo Lorenzo avvicinarsi con fare circospetto. Scruta suo fratello, lo tasta ed esclama: ma mamma ti sei dimenticata di mettere il pannolino a Edu!

Amore... il pannolino c'era e ha anche retto!

 

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Friday, December 3, 2010

Billige Aluminium Bat

Il porciglio innamorato



Who attends our center was involved and often put to the test last year, at the choice of primary school and Miche. Today I realize that probably it was a purely selfish concerns, but Max and I were damned to find a school that made the modules in the morning only to keep Miche home in the afternoon. We start work at 16, leaves school at 16.30, meaning to our school full time for us not to see Miche except on weekends.
Obviously we did not find the school that just did in the morning and we adapted: Every lunch time we go to Miche, we bring it home to eat, bring him back for the last 2 hours ... Miche for the serenity of this and more, of course, but ...

-Mamma look, I must speak
We are in the car, out of school. Tell me
-Miche, has something happened?
-I would stay after school
...
...
-I did not understand ... I say with a trembling voice
-I want to be in school. Go after school with Matthew. I like a girl (?????????!!!!!!!!!!!)
...
...
Now, seeing his first classmate I had not been defined WOMEN expert not even sure that that girl is. It will be a classmate.

Tonight at dinner, Miche the hammer again.
-Mother, by chance I've written notice sul quaderno che io rimango al doposcuola?
-No, Miche, al doposcuola ti devo iscrivere e la scadenza è ormai passata (speriamo se la beva...)
-Oh no... che peccato. Come faccio a vederla?
Mi guarda con gli occhioni da lemure sbattendo le sue lunghe ciglia
Mi si chiude il cuore e mi sento una farabutta che sta spezzando un cuoricino piccolo e tenero.
Interviene mia mamma con la sua saggezza di nonna.
-Miche, scusa, ma la ragazza che ti piace è di prima?
-Ma nooooo, nonna! E' più grande!
-Ah, ma grande quanto?
-Eh, come le altre maestre!
*___*
beeene

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Black People Hair Salons Winnipeg

Un incarico importante



Lorenzo is playing in a room with a fellow seekers.
-Miche, I'm sorry, I have to change Edward. Could you take a look at Lorenzo and Marco please?
-Sure! Do not worry.
Sale Room. Sign in with touchy and pompous air
(!!!!)-Boys are the teacher (...). I received an assignment from his mother
...
dramatic pause ...
-I must give the eye
...
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